“Your Kids Can Eat at Home,” My Dad Said—So When the Waiter Returned, I Stood Up – The Archivist

He mixed up aircraft capabilities, confused timelines, and described tactics that weren’t introduced until the Gulf War while claiming he’d used them in the 1980s.

He was a rooster puffing his chest, trying desperately to impress the hens.

“I was pulling six Gs,” he boasted at one point, waving his fork dramatically in the air, “completely inverted.continue reading …