They Forgot to Invite Me to Christmas—So I Bought a Mountain. When They Came to Take It, the Deputy Was Already Waiting.

Member Affidavit” for my insurance company, declaring Julian and Belle full-time residents to be added to my homeowner’s policy. Signed by Gregory Stewart, Property Manager.

The second: a letter to a nonexistent “High Timber Homeowners’ Association” asserting family tenancy rights.

The third: a “formal notice” to me informing me that as property manager,continue reading …