She Tried To Shut Down My Party Until The Precinct Walked In

from the street.”

“So is your topiary shaped like a goose.”

Her smile disappeared.

“You received written notice.”

“I received a pre-violation. Quite creative.”

“You are currently violating community standards regarding noise, smoke, parking, crowd size, and commercial use of garage space.”

“Commercial?”

“You are serving large quantities of food from your continue reading …