She Tried To Shut Down My Party Until The Precinct Walked In

blinds moved one inch from behind her window. I opened the envelope.

NOTICE OF PRE-VIOLATION.

That was a new one. Not a violation but a pre-violation, meaning the HOA had become so enterprising it could now fine you for things that had not happened yet. The letter cited excessive attendance, unauthorized driveway activity, possible noise disruption, continue reading …