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confession may be my new gold standard.”

“I didn’t extort her,” I protested halfheartedly. “I offered her a mutually beneficial agreement.”

“That’s what extortion is,” she said, amused. “How’s the confession?”

“Thorough,” Patty said. “It reads like someone on the verge of a nervous breakdown trying to get right with whatever god guards rich people. She continue reading …