My Neighbor Moved Into My House While I Was on Vacation – I Came up with the Perfect Way to Teach Her a Lesson

“Please tell me that isn’t actually your house.”

There was a long silence.

Then she asked, “What are you going to do?”

I looked at the latest camera footage.

Melissa was floating in my pool.

Jake sat nearby drinking a beer.

Neither looked remotely concerned.

“I don’t know yet,” I admitted.

“If it were me, I’d call the police.”

Technically, I probably continue reading …