Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

text, a notarized signature, a date from four years ago.

I read slowly, carefully, forcing the swimming letters into focus the way I’d learned to do as a child.

“I, Elellanar Margaret Witford, being of sound mind and body, do hereby revoke all previous testamentary documents and declare this to be my Last Will and Testament.”

My eyes caught on a paragraph continue reading …