Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

organizing files nobody would ever look at.

Subject line: Position Restructuring – Confidential

“Dear Ms. Witford, as part of our ongoing organizational optimization, your current position will be eliminated effective July 1st, 2024. HR will contact you regarding severance options.”

I read it three times, watching the letters swim and settle back into continue reading …