Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

please. Don’t do this to me. It was an accident. You know I didn’t mean it. Just tell them you fell, okay? If I get arrested, I lose my contractor’s license. My whole career—”

“You should have thought about that,” I said, “before you cracked my skull open.”

Heavy footsteps approached the front door, followed by authoritative knocking.

“Police! Open up!continue reading …