Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

to the cake! It cost ten grand!”

Some of Liam’s friends – those who knew the truth, who’d helped with the technology – started cheering. Others slowly joined in. Bizarre, chaotic applause born of relief and sheer cinematic madness.

As we reached the heavy oak doors, Marcus lifted his head. He looked old. Hollow.

“Clara!” he called out, voice cracking.continue reading …