Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

didn’t expect me to walk through those heavy oak doors just as the organist began the prelude.

But here I was.

The chapel smelled like a funeral parlor – too many Casablanca lilies drowning the air in cloying sweetness. A hush rippled through the back pews as I entered, starting as confused murmurs before sharpening into distinct whispers.

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