Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

as my lawyer?”

“In my experience,” he said dryly, “family gatherings can be more hostile than most courtrooms. This wouldn’t be my strangest request.”

I smiled for the first time since waking up. “Okay. Come to the wedding.”

“Anything else?”

“Yes. Draft the eviction notice. I’ll tell you when to serve it.”

A week before the wedding, when I could finally continue reading …