Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

” I croaked, surprised at how my voice sounded like it belonged to a ninety-year-old chain smoker. “Ran me over. Then backed up. To make sure.”

She chuckled. “That sounds about right. You’ve got morphine running, but we can bump it up if you need.”

The words floated around me like I was underwater. I nodded, or tried to. The room swayed gently at the continue reading …