Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

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“You can’t be serious.”

“I’m completely serious,” I said. “For the first time in years, actually.”

I pressed the intercom button. “Security, please escort Mrs. Bishop out.”

She clutched the volunteer list like it was a death sentence, looking from me to the approaching guards with the desperation of someone whose entire worldview was crumbling in real continue reading …