Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

banks, literacy programs, community gardens. You’ve always talked about the importance of giving back to society. Now you’ll have the time to do it.”

Her eyes widened in horror. “Volunteer work? I can’t… I have responsibilities. Social obligations. The country club—”

“The country club membership was cancelled this morning,” I said. “Along with the credit continue reading …