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Midway Through My Vasectomy, the Surgeon Said One Sentence That Told Me Something Was Very Wrong. – The Archivist

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I’d left it an hour ago, now reeked of Linda’s cloying, drugstore perfume—something called “Midnight Passion” that cost twelve dollars a bottle.

She was humming tunelessly to herself, holding a sequined evening gown up against her reflection in the full-length mirror, turning this way and that. “Mark, sweetie, do you think this makes me look like J-Lo?continue reading …

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