Every night my son took a shower at 3 a.m., and I kept telling myself it was just stress—until curiosity made me look through the bathroom door and I saw something so horrifying, so familiar, and so wicked that I left his home for a retirement community before sunrise… but I

want you two to have your privacy. Newlyweds need their own life, and it is inconvenient for me to be here. Besides, I have looked into it. The retirement communities these days are very nice, like little resorts. There are lots of friends my own age, book clubs, chess clubs, and gardens I can tend to. I think I will be happier with that kind of life.continue reading …