She Tried To Shut Down My Party Until The Precinct Walked In

Karen Whitlock told the 911 dispatcher there was a dangerous riot in progress at my address.

What she did not mention was that the riot consisted of thirty-two off-duty police officers eating brisket off paper plates while their children played cornhole on my driveway.

What she really did not know was that I had invited every one of them for a single continue reading …